EYELASHES YOU ARE SUPPOSE TO PREVENT STUFF FROM FALLING IN MY EYE BUT WHEN YOU FALL IN MY EYE THEN WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO YOU WERE MY LAST LINE OF DEFENSE AND YOU BETRAYED ME
get off my post
You don’t have to lash out
these puns are far too cornea
One Direction Lyrics + Food
"B-b-b-baby come on over, I don’t care if people find out"
"They say that we’re no good together and it’s never gonna work out."
wheRE ARE YOU ALL COMING FROM JEEZ
Source: SoundCloud / Stupid Scrafty
my stepdad just was like PACIFIC RIMS ON TV and i ran out and he turns off the tv and looks at me ersiously and goes. i will not tell you the channel until you go onto my facbeook page and take the transformers quiz and tell me which transformer you are
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it